A bottle of white, a bottle of red
Perhaps a bottle of rose instead.
We'll get a table near the street
In our old familiar place . . .
~ Billy Joel
I forgot to post my photo for today last night, and since I couldn't sleep, I got up to do it now. After finding infomercials on most cable stations this morning, I think I need a glass of wine, but it's too early, so I'll just look at the photo.
Here's the thing I've noticed about late-night (or early morning, depending on your perspective) television:
I can find any goofy gadget on it. If I need something to help me with my awful hair, the InStyler is the thing! I can get it for $14.99 (plus shipping). And, if I order RIGHT NOW, I'll get extra gifts.
If I need to "lose" some inches off the waist, I can be "working out with Tony" with the 10 Minute Trainer withing 3-5 days for two small payments of $39.95. And, if I call right now, they'll enter me in the $10,000 drawing. AND! I'll be more energetic! It will change my life!
Or, how about Bowflex machines?
If I need to look better, I can buy the Chic Shaper. Not only will it help my shape and make my waist look smaller, it will make me stand up straighter and help my posture!
Once I take care of the body, I can help the face with Bare Minerals Makeups!
The Magic Bullet will help me crush garlic, chop onions (and nuts), blend my own frozen coffee drinks (in *their* own glasses), make a delicious, ready-to-eat salsa (FRESH!) or chicken salad, make and cook parmesan cheese sauce or pesto sauce for pasta (in 5 seconds!!), or grind my own coffee beans, and more! I'll get a number of different size cups (microwave-safe!), the Magic Bullet blender, two blades (One whips!), shaker tops, resealable lids, a recipe book, four party mugs! I could spend hundreds and hundreds on several different appliances, but if I order NOW, I'll get a blender cup AND a juicer attachment FREE!! And if I call within the next 18 minutes, I'll get a SECOND Magic Bullet FREE!!! And, it will be just $99.99 (three easy payments of $33.33!!!!).
I can find out how to MAKE MONEY on eBay by buying Options for Incomes for just $39.95! And, I'll get free access to this guy's members' support site! (Hey! One couple made over $500,000 on eBay using this system!) And, if I call within 10 minutes, I get upgraded to FREE EXPRESS DELIVERY!
The BEST thing is that if I need a home, I can own one "FREE & CLEAR" for as little as $10 (with NO payments!) I just have to use the tactics in some guy's real estate system and purchase them through government tax foreclosure programs that very few people know exist.
And, once I get that house, I can clean and sanitize it with the Monster Cleaning Machine!
Excuse me. .. . I'm going to go buy a house. . . . .